Dani snaps, “I t’s just really frustrating when you won’t let you do my job!” Yikes. Shout out to the barista, who looks super gay.ĭani is trying to convince Bette to let her run a negative ad in anticipation of the negative ad that is likely going to be run about her. Bette is normally the beacon of abrupt behavior, but next to Dani and her Big Old Attitude, Bette is looking downright sweet. And then Dani kind of barks her order at the barista and Bette adds a Please. She’s all, why hasn’t this line fucking moved? And Bette is like, SHHHH. WHY AM I CRYING?!ĭani and Bette are in line for coffee, and Dani is acting CrayZay. Then Finley holds Sophie while she cries. So far in this episode we’ve heard Finley call Sophie “Boo” and “Bubba”…how many pet names does she have for Sophie? You know what else is heartwarming? Finley showing up in a hamburger shirt with Funyuns, Cheetos, and SnoBalls and calling Sophie “Bubba”. I love to see how Sophie works so hard to keep it together for her family and be the person that they need, even when she’s anxious and scared herself. Then she promptly exits and crumbles outside.Īww, this is really heartwarming. Sophie uses her authoritative voice to assure her mom and cousin that NOTHING is going to happen and everything is going to be FINE. Sophie rushes to the hospital, where her family is panicking about Grandma’s fate. And Bette is a smooth motherfucker, so she’s like, hey, how about dinner at my place? And Shane is like, 😉 Yeah, TiBette, you know what that means! Your baby girl has forgone the standard 10-year-awkward-coming-out phase and had the good sense to fall for a girl that might actually be gay! And they’re going to watch a movie! And cuddle! And kiss! On the lips!Īnd then Tina suggests that she and Bette have dinner. Tina: I’m taking Angie to Jordi’s to watch a movie! Am I allergic to love? Tina is taking Angie to Jordi’s to watch a movie. Shiara? Shanara? Quiarane?īette and Tina are like, OMG, remember when we first heard Angie’s heart beat? And then they clasp hands and sing: horses stampeding in the mud!!! At this, my gag reflex unexpectedly activates.
Shane is going to the baby ultrasound today! Omg! She’s going to hear Baby Shiara’s little heartbeat! Shane, Bette, and Tina are all having…brunch? Drinks? Or sitting at a table anyway. Mama Micah shows up and she’s all, you’ve lost weight! Ah, yes. Sophie: Oh, nbd, my grandma is just dying. Dani should definitely, definitely not go to work! Dani!!!! Your fiance’s grandma is in the hospital!!! What are you thinking?!?! She’s on her way to the hospital 🙁 Sophie is panicking. Gramma Sophie went to bed, bumped her head, and couldn’t get up in the morning. I feel like Micah’s mom is going to be wild, since Micah is so…normal. Does it have lesbians in it?Ĭue breakfast at the Dani house, where we learn that Micah’s mom is in town and she has already purchased 24 marijuana gummies from the pot shop. The three discuss their night-time plans, and Alice has a meeting, so she asks Gigi and Nat to not watch Below Deck without her. It’s morning at the throuple palace and Gigi has ALREADY made the kids breakfast and color-coordinated the closet. Sophie says “Get out of here!” but then after Finley leaves she’s all 🙂 I wouldn’t even mind her getting her spit all over my almond milk carton.įinley finishes up with her pits and resumes commenting on Sophie’s wet naked body. I wish she would bust in on me in the shower and shamelessly comment on my nude physique. Okay, I’ll admit, I’m loving every moment of this. She sniffs her pits and comments on their unpleasant odor. Why is Finley in the bathroom? Ah, yes, so that she can have a moment with her pits. Guess who else sees Sophie naked in the shower? Finley! Has she moved in yet? Finley busts into the bathroom and she’s all, DAMNNNN, THAT ASS IS TIGHT!!! Sophie calls Finley stupid, which is her go-to, but this time it’s less of a you’re so STUPID 🙁 and more of a you’re so STUPID 🙂. She just hands Sophie the razor and…walks away. She seems super stressed about Pierce quitting. Sophie leans out of the shower and goes, “Will you grab me a razor, babe?” And of course Sophie looks super hot because her hair is all wet, and she’s leaning out of the shower, and she kind of smiles at Dani and she’s naked…because, again, she’s in the shower. Guess who gets to see Sophie’s fine ass naked in the shower? Dani! But Dani’s already on the phone, talking about work. Yes! This episode is off to a promising start! I love it when women are naked in the shower.
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